By Spelwel English
10 July 2008
Detention Facility Startling revelations have been made following the
rescue of the Marketing Manager of InsuranceHound from his unlawful imprisonment
in a containment facility in Centurion, South Africa.
John, the Marketing Manager of the insurance comparison newcomer InsuranceHound,
had been imprisoned by competitors in a diabolical attempt to prevent InsuranceHound
from spreading the news that cheap, affordable insurance policies can be found using
this new website.
These as yet unnamed conniving competitors built a prison to match the advanced
technology of their own websites and services.
Officials have revealed that a daring scheme was planned by Gareth, InsuranceHound’s
General Manager, in order to rescue John.
Prison Break Tattoo Having formulated an ingenious escape plan, Gareth
tattooed the details to his own body to escape detection. Once the groundwork for
the escape was in place, Gareth attracted the attention of the nefarious competitors
by establishing partnerships between InsuranceHound and the top insurance brokers
and direct insurers in South Africa.
Following his success he too was incarcerated by the evil conspirators.
Once together in the facility both prisoners bypassed the security measures used
to contain them.
Security Measures Following their successful escape Gareth said “Our
escape was as quick and easy as it is for South Africans to get great deals on insurance
via our website www.InsuranceHound.co.za”
At the press conference in which the details of this daring escape were made public
John was quoted as saying “Are there any snacks?”
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